I sold my soul to rock n roll
Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.
Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)


undeadsidhe-inthetardis:

yeahwriters:

cleverhelp:

Write Rhymes finds rhymes for your words while you write and takes the weirdness out of poetry and scheming. 

Coooool!

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AMAZING THIS IS FOR WRITERSLIKEWE SPEND YEARS FILLING NOTEBOOKS WITH RHYMES FOR WORDS AND PHRASES AND END-RHYMES AND SLANT RHYMES AND THEN ONE DAY SOME 
FUCKING
GENIUS
GOES 
"YOU KNOW WHAT’D BE COOL?  MAKING EVERY POET WET THEMSELVES WITH FUCKING JOY”
I” M SO FUXKC I NG

petitepluume asked:
Are you still doing the mini-tutorial thingies? If so, could you please do one on people holding hands? Drawings hands is hard already, but I've recently realized that two interlaced hands are even harder to draw X_x

toastyhat:

Okay, this is going to look like a “how to hold hands” tutorial so y’all can laugh at that, but I find that the best way to figure things like this out is sometimes to think through the interactions necessary to get into the position.  So here we go.

As for drawing hands in general, yeah, that’s a whole other kettle of fish. u_u






darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 




lunaobliviate7:

buttmanreturns:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man

irony man

(Source: asgardian-poledance)



Toad Words

squareroot-1:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

ursulavernon:

Frogs fall out of my mouth when I talk. Toads, too.

It used to be a problem.

There was an incident when I was young and cross and fed up parental expectations. My sister, who is the Good One, has gold fall…




jackson-nicole:

nonymoose:

letassi:

letassi:

I can’t stop fuckjng laughing

its getting notes hide it from the Supernatural fandom

BEST. GIF. USAGE. EVER!





thesearejustmyvices:

Whatever | via Tumblr on We Heart It.


sarahintortureland:

troyesivan:

“The Moody Couch”

an actual pillow nest

I NEED THIS FOR ALL OF THE REASONS

Need.

(Source: thetemptedfates)




v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long






hiddlestalker:

gauzythreads:

dancing-through-brooklyn:

I was reading my great grandmother’s high school yearbook from 1931 and there’s a comment about each student and they are so fucking sassy with their comments

jfc did they come up with these descriptions themselves or like

was someone else writing all of them

"He does nothing and he does it well."



actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables)




can-you-feel-my-farts:

minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice

(Source: iraffiruse)



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