so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
I AM DYING OH MY GOD
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING
I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.
How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet
This movie is so fun and colorful! I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would, the music is spot on. And I really like the relationship between Groot and Rocket, he’s like a proud papa raccoon ahahaha 8’))))))
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
This is one of my new kittens. His name is Dwight.
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i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY
I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell